Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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