I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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