i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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