Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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