What did we do last night that was yellow?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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