So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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