No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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