My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm too high and old for this...
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