you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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