talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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