My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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