You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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