ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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