just tell him i said nine months
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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