I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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