So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
How external is "for external use only"?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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