we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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