Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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