Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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