Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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