I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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