New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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