I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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