whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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