I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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