Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
