i may or may not be watching the land before time
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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