I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Randomize
