we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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