I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Alive.
So much puke
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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