Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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