YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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