Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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