Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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