I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I supernannyed him into submission
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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