TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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