Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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