Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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