the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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