She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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