Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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