doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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