Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
