I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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