Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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