you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
high people should be assigned attendants
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can't turn off my feet"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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