yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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