So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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