I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
