On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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