Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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