Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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