i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
