The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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