Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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