my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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