you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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