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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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