just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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